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It’s Quiz Fun! Right Here…. So Enjoy!

Are you wondering if you’ll be a good mum?  Not sure if you should have kids?  Well find out with this easy quiz! You’re welcome!

Q1 – Do you already own children

A.) Yes, more than 5
B.) I am not sure
C.) No.

Q2; Have you ever hit a child?

A.) Several but more often than not, in self defence
B.) Only immediate family members and other family’s members
C.) Yes but I believe in hitting children to toughen them up, and by the way, this country’s gone PC mad
D.) No.   I am more of a lover.

Q3;  Was your hysterectomy successful

A.) Yes
B.) No

Q4.) Do you have any urges to have children for the sake of it – i.e. not for financial gain or boredom?

A.) No
B.) Yes
C.) I really like dancing

Answers:

Ignore Q1, Q2 and Q3 and just answer Q4.  If you answered No to Q4, don’t have children now.  But if you answered yes, then go hell for leather!

If you need to find a man 1st then check out my ‘How to Find a Man Guide’ coming out soon.

My New Venture as an Advice Expert in Ladies Magazines

I am thinking of offering my services as an agony aunt to various high and low profile ladies magazines.  But mainly low profile.

I need some case studies so if you are really at your witts end, let me know and I will practice on you.  I do it under the name of Carole, with an ‘e’.  This is for legal reasons.  And cos it’s a sexy name.

Here are some souls I have already mended below.

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Dear Carole

My husband has started having panic attacks after he lost his job this year.  I am worried about his health and he has also started drinking a lot.  Please help – I don’t know where to turn.  It is affecting our relationship and I just want my old husband back.

Kind regards

Linda

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Dear Linda

It seems to me that you need to have a date night, put some candles on and dress your dining room table like a fancy restaurant, why not dress in some sexy undies and show him what he’s been missing.  Put some Hughy Lewis and The News on the Radio (track 3), or whatever floats your ship, and give him a dirty dance show.  If that doesn’t take his mind off things… nothing will.  Failing that perhaps get him to talk about his problems as that also sometimes helps.

God bless,

Carole

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Dear Carole, I have a strained relationship with my parents since fleeing to London ; due to my family’s tradition and culture I was forced to undergo female circumcision.  I do not have any desire to speak to my family again, but I would like to resolve my issues with my sexuality and femininity.

Regards Ashwa

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Dear Ashwa

You mention the need to reclaim your femininity – I can see that that’s important.

Which is why I would recommend this season’s feathered fringe to set this right.  And why not try these thigh high leather boots on for size.

Legs

Good luck

Carol

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