Pauline: Oh they’re nice shoes

Linda: Thanks

Pauline: Oh, no sorry I meant Melanie’s.  But yours are nice too

Linda: Oh, no, Melanie’s are really nice, mine are just cheapos.  Where did you get yours Melanie?

Melanie: Oh God, I can’t remember now, probably in the sale knowing me

Linda: Oh well they’re really nice.  How was the first aid course?

Melanie: Well, it was fine, but I wouldn’t ever use CPD to save someone

Linda: Why?

Melanie: Not worth it is it –they might sue you – not worth the bother.

Linda: Yes, they’ll sue anyone these days.  Did you hear about that American?

Melanie: No

Linda: Oh, I can’t remember now, but they sued someone for something, hot coffee too hot or something. How’s your diet Pauline?

Pauline: Well, I had a cream hornet yesterday.  Cos it was my other half’s birthday, and then I went hell for leather, chose the pizza at dinner and thought, well, Pauline – you might as well have the hot fudge Sunday.

All: Yes

One of them: Well I personally don’t think you need to lose any weight.